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Post by Maxx on Jan 1, 2013 19:12:53 GMT -5
Well, this didn't take long.
SRN stands accused of impersonating vile former member MPH. This is a high crime. He will be represented by Sousa, as is customary.
Sousa, please give your opening statement.
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Post by Cloudy Mad With Power on Jan 1, 2013 19:13:33 GMT -5
well uh whoops
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Post by The Real Sousa on Jan 1, 2013 19:17:25 GMT -5
SRN is a just and true man and I revere him, as everyone else should. Unban him immediately!
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Post by Cloudy Mad With Power on Jan 1, 2013 19:17:50 GMT -5
danes say what
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Post by captainunderoos on Jan 1, 2013 19:18:13 GMT -5
Oh come on Sousa, we don't have all day, just do the thing with the Quintessons from Transformers the Movie and decide Guilty or Innocent.
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Post by Maxx on Jan 1, 2013 19:20:13 GMT -5
SRN is a just and true man and I revere him, as everyone else should. Unban him immediately! I will add a charge of impersonating a court official! And not even doing a good job of it. Everyone knows Sousa plays a lawyer who is also a cockney pickpocket. GOD IT'S IN THE FORUM RULES. |
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Post by Marshal Souster Cogburn on Jan 1, 2013 19:21:59 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Soren's a right bastard, wot?
I mean, if ya just get a whiff of 'im, ya can tell. 'e smells like a gravedigger's twat, he does.
In fact, if I 'ad me reckonin', I'd say 'e was prolly guilty of whatever crimes ya be accusin' 'im of.
In conclusion, not guilty!
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Post by Maxx Is Worse Than Hitler on Jan 1, 2013 19:22:13 GMT -5
All this is clearly corrupt and filthy. WHY DO YOU HATE THE PEOPLE MAXX?!
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Post by Maxx on Jan 1, 2013 19:23:21 GMT -5
Damshow will give his remarks. I'll let Cloudy handle sentencing.
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Post by Cloudy Mad With Power on Jan 1, 2013 19:23:22 GMT -5
he don't know
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Post by Marshal Souster Cogburn on Jan 1, 2013 19:24:59 GMT -5
SRN is a just and true man and I revere him, as everyone else should. Unban him immediately! Wot's all dis den? |
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