Post by Maxx on Jan 1, 2013 18:35:24 GMT -5
1. When I am not around you will answer to LL and Damshow, they are your moderating team. Their brand of justice is swift and merciless.
2. I reserve the right to change your names to whatever the hell I feel like. Please, feel free to bribe me into changing the name of people you do not like. This will help create a healthy sense of paranoia in you, the unwashed masses.
3. I am banning words I find offensive. Do not attempt to figure out what they are, it is a futile effort.
4. All attempts to locate or contact the administration of old will result in a trip to The Gulag. There will be a sham trial prior to this, in which you will be represented by Sousa who will play the role of a lawyer who is also a cockney pickpocket from the late 1880's.
5. Several times a day, one of the members of the moderating team will create a new thread with a link to the classic Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz" This is done for your entertainment, and we expect to be shown the proper gratitude for it.
Good day to you all.
2. I reserve the right to change your names to whatever the hell I feel like. Please, feel free to bribe me into changing the name of people you do not like. This will help create a healthy sense of paranoia in you, the unwashed masses.
3. I am banning words I find offensive. Do not attempt to figure out what they are, it is a futile effort.
4. All attempts to locate or contact the administration of old will result in a trip to The Gulag. There will be a sham trial prior to this, in which you will be represented by Sousa who will play the role of a lawyer who is also a cockney pickpocket from the late 1880's.
5. Several times a day, one of the members of the moderating team will create a new thread with a link to the classic Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz" This is done for your entertainment, and we expect to be shown the proper gratitude for it.
Good day to you all.
